Pun Fun 4: The Contenders

Voting is now open for Pun Fun 4. Readers were challenged to insert a pun related to a part of the hum an body into a popular song title. 

They have risen to the challenge like Frankenstein's monster rising from its slab - fittingly, as that was very probably the last time such a ragbag of random body parts was assembled in one place.

Thanks to everyone who submitted an entry and a very warm welcome to Steve and Mr SDS who are joining us for the first time. With them on board we have the highest number of entries to date.

Voting is open to all readers not just those who entered. Let me know your top five in order of preference. I'll award 7 points for every first choice, 5 for second and then 3, 2 and 1 for the rest.

You can either submit your votes in the comments section below or by email to leggies27@hotmail.co.uk if you would rather preserve the sanctity of the secret ballot. 

The deadline is next Sunday (8 March). We will announce the results a week today. 

Here are the contenders, listed alphabetically by artist. 

1. Dirty Feet Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC

2. God's Only Nose - The Beach Boys

3. Livers Of Babylon - Boney M

4. Fortunate Thumb - Creedence Clearwater Revival

5. Just The Humerus - Grover Washington Jr

6. Ulna - The Kinks

7. There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Pelvis - Kirsty MacColl

8. I'm Just A Finger In A Rock 'n Roll Hand – The Moody Blues

9. Touch Me I’m Coccyx – Mudhoney

10. Uterus And Them – Pink Floyd

11. Wood Beez (Pray Like Urethra Franklin) – Scritti Politti

12. God Save The Spleen - Sex Pistols

13. Holidays In The Bum - Sex Pistols

14. Dis Arm - The Smashing Plump-Limbs

15. Pulling Muscles From A Shell - Squeeze

16. Simply The Breast - Tina Turner

17. Penis In Furs – The Velvet Underground

If you are thinking about assembling your own monster this instructional video may be of some assistance.