Pun Fun 5: The Results

Ladies and gentlemen, we have another winner! Topping the 'Down On The Farm' chart is...

The Swede with "Manure In Love With A Beautiful Woman".

It was a very close run thing with just a couple of points between the top three. Here is the Top 5 in full:

1.      Manure in Love With a Beautiful Woman - Dr Hook (The Swede)

2.      Grow Your Own Whey - Fleetwood Mac (Dave)

3.      There's A Goat In My House - R Dean Taylor (George)

4.      You Can't Slurry Love - The Supremes (Steve)

5.      Love Is A Cattlefield - (Cow) Pat Benatar (Rol)

Many congratulations to The Swede, whose punning power has clearly been improved by the apparent recent removal of his beard. Well done also to Dave (a.k.a. Chuck) and Steve who make their first appearances in the Top 5. And to Rol, Parsley and Anita of course.

You may have noticed that three of the top five puns contain references to excrement. After the prodigious penis voting in Pun Fun 4 I'm starting to worry about what sort of crowd I attract here.

As for my own entry, I still maintain that "like a battery hen I'll be gone when the morning comes" is a great line when sung out loud. Sadly very few of you agreed with me. With hindsight maybe I should have gone for my second choice, "Cropduster" by Sweet. Or something with poo in it.

Thanks to all of you who submitted a pun and/or voted, your enthusiasm is much appreciated. We will be back with Pun Fun 6 at some point in the second half of May. Until then, we will hand over to Dr. Hook to see us out.