How many fools are there at loose in the world? Kevin and Yossy - or Mr. Coyne and Ms. Noise Weaver as we should call them if we are being formal - represent the two extreme views, but most people come down somewhere in between.
"Fool" - Yossy Little Noise Weaver
"Fool, Fool" - Buck & The Sixteenth Movement
"Fool, Fool, Fool" - The Clovers
"Ship of Fools" - Grateful Dead
"The World Is Full Of Fools" - Kevin Coyne
On the subject of fools, here's a treat for all you Elkie fans.
And here is Hank Snow in an unusually self-deprecatory mood.