Here is some top Jamaican toasting for you. Both tracks have connections with 1970s TV detectives, and both are taken from an excellent Trojan Records compilation called simply "Trojan Presents: DJs". £6.99 for 40 tracks - what a bargain.
"Starsky And Hutch" - Trinity
"Fist-To-Fist Rub-A-Dub" - Kojak & Liza
In a similar vein, here are Laurel & Hardy with their tribute to the late Sir Jimmy Savile.