Voting is now open for Pun Fun 6.
You were challenged to insert a reference to herbs or spices into a popular song title, and you have come up with a veritable potpourri of puns. Thanks to everyone who submitted an entry.
Unfortunately the anonymous commentator who suggested "Cumin Feel The Noize" never got in touch to submit that as an official entry, so you can't vote for it. But there are plenty more ace aromatic puns to choose from. Will it be a herb or a spice that carries off the crown? Will the chive, dill, mace and bay leaf votes get split letting other contenders surge past? That's all down to you lot.
Voting is open to all readers not just those who entered. Let me know your top five in order of preference. I'll award 7 points for every first choice, 5 for second and then 3, 2 and 1 for the rest.
Here are the contenders, listed alphabetically by artist.
- Stand Down Marjoram - The Beat
- Chive Talking - The Bee Gees
- Turmeric! Turmeric! Turmeric! (To Everything There Is A Seasoning) - The Byrds
- Bay Leaf Christina - Chicory Tip
- What A Fool Bay Leaves - The Doobie Brothers
- Sexy Chives - Dr Hook
- Oregano Flow – Enya
- The Bitterest Dill (I Ever Had To Swallow) - The Jam
- Love Dill Tear Us Apart – Joy Division
- Saffron And On - Longpigs
- Parsley Dutchie - Musical Youth
- Don't Kala Namak in Anger - Oasis
- Rose Of Cinnamon – Poco
- The First Time Ever I Saw Your Mace – Roberta Flack
- Thyme Is On My Side - The Rolling Stones
- It Mustard Been Love - Roxette
- Thank You (Falettinme Be Mace Elf Agin) - Sly & the Family Stone
- William It Was Really Nutmeg - The Smiths
If you want to sing along with the missing hit mentioned above now's your chance.

Some excellent ones/puns this month. Just emailed you my votes.
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DeleteOnce again, great submissions all around. This list could be put in any order, because the quality is uniformly excellent. But if I have to commit:
ReplyDelete1. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Mace
2. Chive Talking
3. The Bitterest Dill (I Ever Had To Swallow)
4. Stand Down Marjoram
5. What A Fool Bay Leaves
Many thanks to the Minnesota jury
DeleteIf I were a sporting gentleman, I’d wager a shiny sixpence on Chive Talking to place at a minimum. But What a Fool Bay Leaves may have the stamina down the stretch...
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