This message is directed to our UK readers. As you may already be aware, there is a campaign underway to make the late, lamented Frank Sidebottom a posthumous pop star by getting as many people as possible to download "Guess Who's Been On Match Of The Day" this week. If everyone who ever loved him does so then he is bound to be in the charts. Do it! Then tell your friends.
Actually, the rest of you should do it as well. I know we have one or two regular readers in Ghana, for example, and it would be great to think of the good people of Accra grooving to the sound of "The Robbins Aren't Bobbins".
You can download it from iTunes and Amazon.
Here is the one true star on his home patch: