I felt compelled to do this post from the moment the iPOd shuffle dealt out the first two tracks one after another this morning. So - with any necessary apologies to our vegetarian, Jewish and Muslim readers - here is my tribute to that most versatile of beasts, the humble pig.
"Three Little Pigs" - Lloyd Price
"Dangerous Bacon" - Stackridge
"Beef and Pork Rasta" - Lord Melody
"Rag Mop" - Doc Sausage
"Here Comes The Judge" - Pigmeat Markham
"Big Ted" - The Incredible String Band