Some midweek chat for you courtesy of 1980s ragamuffin dude General Trees (that "trees" as in "one more than twos" - see also the old joke about two Irishmen failing to get jobs as tree fellers).
"Mr Belly" - General Trees
"This A The Boom" - General Trees
If Wikipedia is to be believed, General Trees made his living from shoe-making. So he should appreciate the quality of workmanship required for this. As for the rest of you, who knows.