Pun Fun 9: The Contenders

The entries are now in for the pun equivalent of Crufts and the FiFe Cat Show. And what a bunch they are. Some pedigree, some mongrel, some that made me purr and some that are just plain barking.

There are notably more puns related to dogs than cats. That does not necessarily mean that most of you lot are dog lovers not cat people but I have assumed that to be the case when selecting the videos below.

Here is the full list of contenders:

1. Just The Way You Arf - Billy Joel

2. Collie – Blondie

3. Whippet - Devo

4. Spaniel - Elton John

5. Spayed In Full - Eric B & Rakim

6. A Moggy Day In London Town - Frank Sinatra

7. Bengal-right Now – Free

8. All Along The Cat Tower - Jimi Hendrix

9. Petsagetabitarockin - Joe Strummer & The 101 Dalmatians

10. A Boy Named Shih Zhu - Johnny Cash

11. Fairytale of New Yorkie -  Kirsty McCollie & Shane MacBowWowWowan

12. Waggy Schnauzers - Madness

13. I'm A Retriever - The Monkees

14. Honapoochie Boogie - Mutt The Poodle

15. You've Lost That Lovin' Feline - The Righteous Brothers

16. Baby Got Ridgeback - Sir Win-a-Lot

17. Cairn The Cairn - Suzi Quatro

18. Stand By Your Manx - Tammy Wynette

Voting is open to all readers and not just those who entered. Let me know your top five in order of preference. I'll award 7 points for every first choice, 5 for second and then 3, 2 and 1 for the rest.

The deadline for voting is next Sunday (8 November) and the results will be announced a week today. You can submit your votes in the comments section below or by email to leggies27@hotmail.co.uk. 

Sing-a-Song-a-Singapore

So the reason I was absent from here for a couple of weeks was because I was doing a bit of work in Singapore, stayed on for a weekend's worth of sightseeing and then hopped on a ferry to Tanjung Pinang, the main town on the nearby Indonesian island of Bintan. A full set of photos is on Flickr if you can face them.

It was my first visit to both places and while they are very different I enjoyed them both. Singapore is groaning under the weight of tower blocks and shopping malls but has a cultural mix that makes it more interesting to visit than other places that have developed at breakneck speed like Dubai. There is plenty of greenery to go with the man-made attractions as well. It is definitely worth spending two or three days looking around if you are passing through.

Tanjung Pinang by contrast is grubby and crumbling and could in no way be described as a tourist town (Bintan gets plenty of visitors but they almost all go to the resorts in the north of the island). But the people were very friendly - I was stopped by the local police who wanted to check whether I was enjoying my stay - there was lots of good seafood and all in all it is a fine place just to mooch about.

There are plenty of attractions elsewhere on the island. The highlights for me were the 500 Lohan Temple, a sort of concrete Buddhist version of the mannequin graveyard that Mr Medd and I visited last year, and the Blue Lake and dunes, created when a bauxite mine was closed down in the 1980s allowing nature to take its slightly warped course.

  

I had limited success on the local music front. There was a record shop in a shopping mall near my hotel in Singapore but it stocked almost exclusively metal (apparently there is a lively local metal scene). The proprietor had a rummage around for me and found two CDs from the 2010s by local indie bands which he let me have at a greatly reduced price. They were "Leaving Cemetery Junction" by The Caulfield Cult and "Mannequins EP" by Monster Cat (possibly prefiguring my visit to the 500 Lohan Temple).

I found no recorded music in Tanjung Pinang but did catch the opening night of the annual Wonderfood Kersi Fest which celebrates Indonesian street food and music. The hawkers were doing a roaring trade but the musical side was a bit low key - one local band and some dance troupes. Things were expected to pick up at the weekend when the Indonesian Justin Bieber Farel Prayoga was scheduled to perform. 

"The Black Plague" - The Caulfield Cult

"Mannequins" - Monster Cat

Pun Fun 9: The Theme

I am back from battling the bots on the mean streets of Singapore and guzzling down gonggong in the mean street markets of Bintan. I will no doubt bore you all about that in due course, although it may be a little while before normal service resumes here as I have people staying for a week who for some reason seem to think I should spend more time with them than with you. 

But I'm sure you are not really interested in any of that, so let's crack straight on with what I know you have been waiting for - the return of Pun Fun. 

This time out the theme is:

CATS AND DOGS

In seeking inspiration you might want to look at these lists of cat breeds and dog breeds, but you don't have to choose a breed at all. Entries can be about anything to do with either species

All entries should be sent to leggies27@hotmail.co.uk by Sunday 1 November. Voting opens next Monday.

Cats and dogs don't always get along, as today's song choices show. As soon as the cats come in the dogs go out.

Off Again

A quick post before I head off to Gatwick airport. I'm going to be away for just under a fortnight. The first part of the trip is work, the rest is holiday. As well as visiting the place where the plane lands I plan to hop on a ferry and spend a few days on Pirate Island where the Bugis live.

For operational reasons I need to keep my primary destination a secret so don't bother looking for any hidden clues, not even Bletchley Park or Saturday Snapshots regulars will find any.

Look after yourselves, see you in a couple of weeks.

"Travel On" - Derrick Morgan

"I've Got A Lot Of Traveling To Do" - Wille Nelson

Yes Tonight Josephine

Well, last night to be more precise, because that was when I sat in the Theatreship - the excellent bar/venue housed on a converted cargo ship moored near Canary Wharf - watching and listening to Josephine Foster while we bobbed up and down imperceptibly.

Her other half, the Spanish classical guitarist, singer and composer Victor Herrero was there too. Jo and Vic - as they are definitely known to their neighbours back home - were there to promote their recent album "Adormidera", on which Josephine sings some of Victor's songs. 

Recorded in 2023 but only released this May, this was apparently the first time they have played the songs since they were recorded. So it was a special treat for us, and I think for them too. 

They took us through  the entire album, and added an as yet unreleased song by Victor called "Leviathan" which definitely needs to see the light of day and a traditional Spanish song from a 2011 collaboration called "Perlas".

Victor's songs have a certain stateliness to them and there is something about the Spanish language that seems to suit Josephine's distinctive voice. Combined they produced something really rather beautiful and soothing - so much so that even the idiots who whoop every song and utterance and who seem to plague every gig these days were more or less silent by the end.

We were also treated to a very nice solo instrumental set by Victor to warm us up. I don't know enough about Spanish guitar music to know whether they were originals or standards, but either way he did them credit.

We have one track from "Adormidera" for you plus one apiece from their respective 2022 solo albums, "Pajarito Negro" (Victor) and "Godmother" (Josephine). We spoil you.

"Hermana" - Josephine Foster & Victor Herrero

"Rendezvous" - Victor Herrero

"Flask Of Wine" - Josephine Foster

Here they are at home 12 years ago with a gent who I assume is Victor's brother.

And here's the title song.

Pub Crawl

On Monday an old pal and I went on a leisurely pub crawl from the King Charles I near King's Cross to the Pocket in Islington taking in the Chapel Market Tavern, the Crown and the Drapers Arms en route. The playlist is loosely inspired by the places we visited.

This is for my old pal and also for my new friend Monique who started life in a small dorpie in rural South Africa and is now setting swinging London alight. I hope our tuneful renditions of Afrikaans children's songs did not disturb other patrons.

"English Civil War" - The Clash

"Market Song" - Pentangle

"The Lamb Ran Away With The Crown" - Judee Sill

"Same Cloth Or Not" - Lisa O'Neill

"Our Love Is In The Pocket" - J.J. Barnes

Welcome To B World

I would like to thank Bandcamp and Charity Chic for inspiring today's post.

Friday just gone was Bandcamp Friday and after rooting around in the bargain bins for a bit I came away with a small pile of African and Asian albums. 

The next day the Gods of Randomness that determine the contents of CC's Saturday Shuffle picked out three artists beginning with B.

There was only one artist beginning with B in my Bandcamp haul but there were plenty of songs that fit the bill so here are three of them, starting with the B-man himself.

Bola hails from Ghana and his album "Volume 7" first came out in 2009 and was reissued a few years later on the Awesome Tapes From Africa label. Me and Mr Awesome used to be penfriends back in the days when I was bringing Tsonga Disco to the masses, but not any more. He moves in more awesome circles now.

Our second selection was released on a label called Interesting Tapes From India - I can't imagine where the inspiration for the name came from. It comes from the much better named album "Mandolin Ecstasy" by U. Srinivas, who was only 17 when it was first released in 1986 and who went on to become a leading light of the Carnatic music scene before his untimely death aged just 45. Monday's Long Song enthusiasts may wish to note that it clocks in at just over 13 minutes.

Last up we have some brash and noisy youngsters from Indonesia - from Purbalingga in Java to be precise. Sukatani (for it is they) describe their music as "Post-Punk with a strong New Wave sensibility. Gothic-Rock’s dark tones blend in with New Romantic melodies and joyful Synth-Pop", which covers most of the bases. I would describe then more succinctly as Purbalingga's Penetration but I'm not sure whether they would get the reference. The track is from their 2023 album "Gelap Gempita".  

"Burilbunbol Suma" - Bola

"Brova Bharama" - U. Srinivas

"Bayar Bayar Bayar" - Sukatani

We also have a video of Sukatani for you. But first something from the band now universally known as County Durham's Sukatani. And then you can chill out a little with U.