Worn down by Gram's relentless moaning, I am giving in. Here is a clip of Shalamar.
To accompany it, here are a couple of songs about banks - the evil, exploitative sort, not the morally neutral ones where there is a tendency for dramatic things to happen. 'Offshore Banking Business' hasn't aged at all, more's the pity.
"Offshore Banking Business" - The Members
"The Jolly Banker" - Woody Guthrie